International speed dating tokyo
Your cell phone will be a flip type from the 1990’s.Treat yourself to a can of malt liquor once a week; you’ve earned it.
Forget about dating, unless that guy sleeping in the cardboard box takes a shine to you. Now you can keep the lights on until bedtime, and perhaps buy a blanket for warmth. This doesn’t mean you will perform many functions at work.
Literally, you’ll wear many hats just to stave off freaking hypothermia.
If you haunt the supermarket after 10 p.m., you can pick up 70%-off sushi and enough potatoes and carrots to keep you alive, although scurvy remains a serious concern.
Splurge and buy a mat for under your futon, then some oranges to counteract the scurvy. Gone are the days of slinking past neon signs and paper lanterns in shame—-now you can go in and enjoy beer and grilled chicken with salarymen on Friday nights.
You can talk to actual girls and guys, take them on dates to restaurants with tablecloths, and buy tiny cakes as tokens of your undying affection.